they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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