the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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