I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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