I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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