matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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