I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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