How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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