PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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