My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
