ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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