I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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