i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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