About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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