how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My pussy is not your playground.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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