woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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