she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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