So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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