The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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