in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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