STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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