You're so nebulous sometimes
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
They took my balls.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
FUCK WHALES
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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