Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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