these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
