Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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