how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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