But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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