Why is your signature on my underwear?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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