I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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