don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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