I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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