my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
