whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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