We won't sleep together?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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