Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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