Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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