i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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