In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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