i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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