i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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