Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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