One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
