I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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