I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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