Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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