Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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