So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you never un-have a 4some
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