do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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