I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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