This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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