Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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