No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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