at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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