I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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