I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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